Because this is such harmless fun...
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?
Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.