Saturday, May 13, 2006

Car Conversation

He: I've got to check outside and see how dry it is. Maybe I can get one more fire in the firepit this season.

Me: I think it's going to be too dry.

He: Well, we'll see. I wouldn't want to be known as the guy who burned the town down.

Me: So you'd be the Mrs. O'Leary of Northern California?

He: Yeah. But you'd be the cow.

Me: I'm not going near your fire.. not to mention kicking it over.

He: But you bought the firepot. Without it, no fire. So you're the cow.

Me: You picked it out...

He: Yeah, but YOU went back and purchased it. Ergo, you would be the cow.

Me: I really don't like being referred to as a cow!!

He: Took you longer to react to that than I expected.

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