I'm running on half speed.

I've tried to write a great blog for today... witty and light and a true joy to read. I've tried about a half dozen times. And the muse must have a cold, too. It ain't happening. So, rather than bore you with the dreck I've written so far, let me just ask you to consider these points and respond:

At tonight's Academy Awards:

1. Best dress.
2. Best hair.
3. Best jewelry.

And the most important catagory:

What was he/she thinking?? (for that truly bizarre costume of the evening).